People get to college, go to the club and haphazardly accept a colorful nicotine stick offered forward by “some guy”.
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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
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In-person events are back! You know what that means: lots of awkward eye contact with people you follow on Instagram but have never met in real life, sipping on warm drinks, and unfortunately, running into people you’ve slept with.
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As the fall semester begins, FSU is welcoming back its students with new events like avoiding football tailgaters and unveiling facilities like new sawdust on the Union scaffolding. One such renovation is at FSU’s famous late-night stop The Den, known for filling students up with so much breakfast food, sugar, and grease to the point where they wish they had just eaten their mini-fridge leftovers.
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The last time we were all on campus together like this we were being sent home for a week-long spring break that ended up lasting through the Thrasher presidency. One thing that hasn’t seemed to change, though, is the fact that the COVID-19 pandemic is deadass still happening.
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With the beginning of a new semester comes new stressors, and in turn, ill-informed students attempting to distract themselves in whatever way possible.
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Fall semester is finally back in session, and so are sweaty walks up and down the Diffenbaugh hill while pretending not to regret the nitro cold brew you just inhaled.
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For as long as anyone can remember, girls have been attracted to dangerous guys: cowboys, motorcycle bandits, Jess from Gilmore Girls and countless others.
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We’ve all had those awkward hookups.
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It was a dark and stormy night on Landis Green. The wind was howling something fierce and the rain crashed down on the Chick-Fil-A umbrella tables.
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We’ve certainly come to a kind of “new normal” when it comes to hooking up during the pandemic.
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Save for the meal prep demons and whoever Hello Fresh is advertising to, I’d say we all have our dietary vices.
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As many Florida State students may know, the spring semester will soon come to an end.
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Good news: people are slowly starting to get vaccinated which means that things are on their way back to normal.
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COVID-19 has scorched the dating pursuits of many-a-horny college student at FSU.
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The beginning of quarantine was tougher for some people than it was for others. To cope, many took on lifelong commitments, whether that be light alcoholism or adopting a whole ass cat, or maybe even both.
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Go on any Facebook class page, and you will find the infestation of roommate ads consuming your feed.
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Avid ASAP Smoke Shop enthusiast and ‘casual’ local stoner Bridget ‘Biggie Smokes’ Geoff enjoys a good kickback as much as anyone.
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Happy anniversary to the bitch who can’t stay out of everyone’s mouths and immune systems: Miss Rona!
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While the Ides of March may have passed by without a single politician being stabbed, the next chaotically meme-worthy holiday is already upon us.
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