There’s nothing more defining of living in Tallahassee than the sweet sound of an engine getting revved so loudly and so frequently that hearing damage is being spread throughout the community faster than COVID-19.
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Almost all of us have tried our hand at the online dating world, and it’s certainly nothing to be embarrassed about!
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After months of exposing scandals and tikking toks, now-infamous whistleblower and accomplished lipsyncher Claudia Conway is being considered for Joe Biden’s Secretary of State.
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Between the generally cosmic clusterfuck that has been 2020 and my acquired Pavolvian eye roll at the word “normalize” (I’m seeing a doctor about it), my relationship status with Twitter has become... complicated.
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Welp, we’ve had murder hornets, a pandemic, gender reveal-induced fires, floods, alien life, and flying snakes, but none have shocked the nation like the death of centuries-old and beloved Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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We are in an international health crisis, the state has made it clear that they only protect the wealthy, white, and straight and Meredith is still going clubbing.
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At the very start of the apocalypse, Zoom stock was a very promising place to put your money.
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These days, the trick of the trade for any open business is to offer a service that doesn’t require a physical exchange between people.
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You hear it every day. This is a really confusing and unprecedented time. Sure, we have no idea when we’re ever going to be able to return to normalcy, and it is unclear if we ever will. One thing’s for sure: if this continues, you will eventually need to find a way to make money.
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Leaving one’s own personal hobbit hole for the first time in two weeks to pick up another pack of double-stuffed Oreos has become one of the most exhilarating pastimes of current COVID life.
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Alarm clocks have been put to rest as every person without something to wake up for snoozes through noon.
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The quar is hard. It feels like there’s nothing to do but eat every single thing in your pantry and get your roommates to take hot pics of you in bras.
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Since every day is a new day to accomplish something, it makes complete sense that most college-aged students are dipping into their savings to purchase a Nintendo Switch.
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Suburban families across the country have begun adjusting to being locked in a house together with a new expectation that they should actually talk to each other.
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During these uncertain, coronavirus-filled times, the most important safety measure for curtailing absolute disaster is staying at home.
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Spring has finally sprung, and it’s brought the usual warmer weather, steady rain, and tornado of pollen.
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The stay-at-home order Governor Desantis instated in Florida this week is very serious.
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Before the end times, your old bedroom turned storage closet was just a go-between to toss your crap into before taking off to do one of literally three things that are semi-enjoyable in your hometown.
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According to hip and fun newscasters on every station, people everywhere are expected to stay inside and keep an Adam Driver’s length between each other as COVID-19 makes its way throughout the world.
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Monarch butterflies only live for about two to three weeks in their lifetime. That’s not much time to experience all the ups and downs this universe has to offer, and more people would recognize the plight of the butterfly if it weren’t for those goddamn attention-seeking honey bees.
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