When it comes to wearing masks or having socially irresponsible house parties, our GOP peers are all about the freedom to choose.
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Black Friday: A capitalists’ holiday where every year thousands of idiotic Americans choose to hospitalize each other in the name of a new plasma screen TV.
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Let’s face it: Grandpa’s getting old as fuck, and his time on Earth is running out.
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Right-wingers love to tout the pursuit of truth. However, faced with the certainty of meeting the consequences of their actions (instead of apologizing or recanting), their only defense mechanism is gaslighting themselves and others.
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Are you tired of hearing about the election?
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The evening of November 7th, 2020 was a righteous day in history--our great girl boss matriarch Momala Harris absolutely obliterated the glass ceiling.
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Doctors, scientists, and public health officials have been working exhaustive hours trying to find a vaccination for COVID-19 amidst the constant protests from anti-muzzlers.
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Well guys, we did it. Thanks to Saturday’s election update, Joe Biden is now our official President-elect and we can bid farewell to the days of constant Oval Office tweeting and worse than pathetic pandemic response.
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The mid-season finale of 2020 just aired, and what a wild ending it was.
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There has been a lot of commotion and division over the specifics of Joe Biden’s plans once he takes office as the 46th President of The United States.
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Holiday season brings many rituals and rites that give opportunity for those celebrators hiding in plain sight.
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Well, if absolutely nothing else, we’ve made it.
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It was June 2nd, 2020; the day when everyone online came together for a single purpose to spread awareness about ongoing injustice and national civil unrest.
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The spookiest day of this endlessly spooky year has finally arrived and there couldn’t be a greater distraction from every societal horror that we’ve all been forced to endure.
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It’s no secret that people are tired of wearing masks and keeping six feet of distance between everyone and their mother.
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With the positive COVID rates at Florida State steadily increasing, administration has still decided that the spring 2021 semester will feature more in-person classes.
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There’s nothing more defining of living in Tallahassee than the sweet sound of an engine getting revved so loudly and so frequently that hearing damage is being spread throughout the community faster than COVID-19.
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Almost all of us have tried our hand at the online dating world, and it’s certainly nothing to be embarrassed about!
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After months of exposing scandals and tikking toks, now-infamous whistleblower and accomplished lipsyncher Claudia Conway is being considered for Joe Biden’s Secretary of State.
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Between the generally cosmic clusterfuck that has been 2020 and my acquired Pavolvian eye roll at the word “normalize” (I’m seeing a doctor about it), my relationship status with Twitter has become... complicated.
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