At this point in the extended construction timeline of the new FSU Student Union, we’re coming up on three entire generations without access to free bowling and below ground concerts.
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There’s nothing quite like making student athletes play despite their head coach being down for the count or the pandemic that is--news flash--still going on.
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In the “no *you’re* wrong” shitshow that is 2020, most people can agree that COVID is testing a lot of traditional relationships.
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In a fashion that felt like a one-paragraph break-up text at 3 A.M., Daddy Thrasher announced his sweet release from this COVID-infected hellscape.
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On top of all their recent crimes, FSU has once again postponed the construction of the new union in hopes of opening in time for the class of 2048’s freshman year.
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Nothing is more important to the Florida State community than going to football games, and that includes student safety.
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Earlier today, the Board of COVID-19 Prevention and the Tallahassee Aviary released a joint statement announcing that the campus bell will be modified to be “more current.”
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Florida State University, courtesy of Governor Ron DeSantis and our very own President John Thrasher, has quickly become the laughing stock of the United States.
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While we all learned in elementary school that this world is survival of the fittest, the concept can be hard to believe when there are gremlin folk like Ben Shapiro and UCF students running amuck.
The day every college student has dreamed of has finally arrived: graduation.
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Summer is a great time to get tan and avoid dying from a pandemic. It’s also a great time to reevaluate how your past year at FSU went.
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Now that another week of quarantine has rolled by and turned into finals, the feeling of what could have been is weighing heavily on FSU seniors.
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A tragic month has passed since anyone wearing Doc Martens has stepped foot in the Wilbury.
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Today has to be the best day to celebrate one of the “highest” holy days of the year.
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What some believed at first to be nothing more than a brief Hurrication 2.0 has turned into an everlasting nightmare that has made students actually miss being at school.
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Ever since Florida State switched to online classes, students have been doing their work from the comfort of their unmade childhood twin bed.
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Florida State University researchers recently discovered that the vaccine needed to cure the Coronavirus has been found in the hazardous fluid that flows out of the Suwannee dining hall dumpster.
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In an attempt to find some sort of normalcy and keep up with tradition, an unorthodox method of hosting one of the most anticipated spring events - President’s Ice Cream Social - has been brought to the forefront of student affairs coordinators.
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In this booming digital age, lighting and visual impact has more meaning now than ever, as our entire social sphere is forced to see us through a webcam.
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Now that the world as we know it is on Zoom, the only place where that one guy in your class can try to convince you that he’s really taking this meeting in the Millennium Falcon, it’s getting harder and harder for people to blame their tardiness on a late bus or lack of parking.
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