I know what you’re doing. You’re standing there, no...sitting. And I’m standing because I’m stronger than you.
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There’s nothing like a house party on a Friday night with the gang. The same old friends week after week, drinking Natty Light in the same dimly lit backyard; it’s truly magical.
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What professors know as “syllabus week,” a.k.a. the first week of school where the class goes over just how late they can get away with turning their papers in, students see as an entire week filled with shitty iterations of the same FSU-mandated policies and pre-games from hell.
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Three days in and “sylly week XD” not treating you like you thought it would?
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There’s nothing more exhilarating than going home for the holidays and watching the scale climb faster than that struggling GPA could ever dream of, making those resolutions feel absolutely farcical.
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It’s difficult to think back on what life was like while you two were together - a whopping 3.5 weeks ago.
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Cuffing season is well over and done with, leaving photos of girls with their hands on their significant others’ chests in its wake.
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The holiday season is the time for sharing. Some people share gifts, while others share notes of affection, but most importantly, some people share their Spotify Wrapped information for all 789 of their Instagram followers to see.
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The holiday season is in full swing, and that means that your qualified Astrological Defense Force at The Eggplant FSU is ready to offer some cosmic wisdom as you knock the year out.
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Everyone knows a person that will live, breath and die by the stance that “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie and should be respected as such.
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With exam season upon us, everything is quite literally going to shit.
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Every year a new guy will find a way to sneak his dirty little claws into an unsuspecting girlie’s heart.
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Just as you were getting settled into your aunt’s guest bedroom this past week for Thanksgiving break, there was a knock at the door.
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Ever since Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog renewed their vows and their cooking show, the holiday season has hit just a little harder.
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What’s better than this? Just a bunch of guys hanging out!
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As social media has proliferated over the last decade, one platform has specifically attracted the attention of business majors, frat guys and gunners alike: LinkedIn.
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Just like five-year-olds, freshmen are unpredictable - trusting them alone with anything more dangerous than safety scissors is a public hazard.
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The fall semester is finally nearing her ugly end. For seniors, this means getting that much closer to being dumped on their lil’ butts into the “real world” with nothing but a piece of paper and crippling student debt at their sides.
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The average temperature has slowly dropped to what the rest of the country calls “fall,” and students are nearing the end of the 15-week hell that is the semester.
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Many titles are being thrown around liberally nowadays. It seems like anyone that drives longer than six hours home suddenly becomes more versed in travel than their buddy who backpacked Europe.
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