College towns are home to disgusting guys and even more disgusting housing complexes.
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It’s no secret that life has changed imminently for all college students these past two months. Seniors are moping about how they can’t have a sense of finality to their last four years of absolutely wrecking their livers.
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When it was first announced that every citizen of the United States would receive a stimulus check of $1200, people rejoiced at the idea that they would be able to give all of that money right back to their landlords and college loan payments.
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You try your best to avoid thinking about it. Staying home helps. However, when you open Instagram, it’s all you see. You’d think that a worldwide pandemic would put somewhat of a damper on this “holiday,” but weed smokers are an unstoppable force.
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If you have been following the rules of social distancing and you have a boyfriend, it’s an open relationship now. It’s just a fact.
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While many of us are quarantined at home with our families, there are a few bright spots: home-cooked meals, your mom doing your laundry, and more space than a dorm room.
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Despite the infamous death of the beloved game Club Penguin in March of 2017, the children’s paradise has been revived and is better than ever now that the only ones playing it are bored and horny college students.
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Yes.
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It’s been eerily quiet on the kitchen front this past week. Almost...too quiet.
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With everyone staying inside for the foreseeable future, there’s plenty of time to get into all the shows you were too busy studying or partying to watch.
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In the time of Corona, students must work extra hard to find the little things that make life worth living in the end.
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It’s crazy to think that we’re already four weeks into this quarantine. Sure, for the first two weeks you still saw your friends on a regular basis, likely spreading the disease at a violent rate.
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It’s dangerous on social media nowadays—one like and you’re trapped into another “until tomorrow” post chain.
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In the midst of unprecedented worldwide panic and suffering, the girlies have got one thing in mind: the fact that they haven’t received so much as a hug from any living, breathing human that is clearly not in their league.
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On this sunny, but dreary, day of March, Florida State freshman Garrett Jones is one of the many students who had to make the depressing trek down beauteous queen I-10 to their childhood home—indefinitely thanks to COVID-19.
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In this critical period of time, college professors (and TAs) are attempting to continue their teachings over the infamous Zoom chat.
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Now that most people are finally begrudgingly listening to the CDC’s rules for staying home and not touching anyone but themselves (thank you New York City Health Department), people everywhere can expect exciting new check-ins from past lovers.
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It’s a beautiful Sunday morning to be waking up to the smell of fresh cinnamon rolls and echoes of prayer from the bedroom down the hall.
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You know it’s coming. The ultimate test of your worth to the new friends you made at the first honor society outing or the third-floor of your dorm’s night out on the town.
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There’s nothing like an alcohol-fueled night to get you to let loose and forget about the anxiety disorder that usually leaves you incapable of ordering a pizza over the phone, let alone dancing in front of strangers.
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