Everyone talks about “FOMO” and how Fear of Missing Out is totally a thing and how they definitely have it.
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Sophomore year of high school is a particularly awful one.
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In this world, women undoubtedly have it harder than men.
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There comes a day in every family’s life that they must decide what to do with their most decrepit and useless members.
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We all know that one girl who can’t contain herself when it comes to a juicy secret.
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Other Women
It’s “Bachelor” season, which means that for nine glorious weeks, teenage girls and 50-year-old women everywhere are fantasizing about competing against social media influencers and former-high-school-bullies-turned nurses.
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For those of us who exhausted our stamina as freshmen for sweating up The Strip thrice a week and pretending to enjoy it, or for those who simply believe sleep is sacred, the appeal of microdosing parties is pretty clear.
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The little bathroom trash can that all people must purchase for their bathroom - whether the bathroom belongs to a house, a dorm, or an apartment - is vital.
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Guys, it’s already the 19th.
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It’s been days since your roommate got her heart broken on the single most overly romanticized day of the year, and they just can’t seem to move on.
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Ah, Valentine’s Day: the celebration of love, chocolate, and most importantly, sex.
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While some may believe that having exactly three nails trimmed, box-dyed hair and the classic red and black flannel thrown over every single outfit may constitute a sufficient substitution for a coming-out announcement, the baby boomer generation tends to miss the memo.
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Whether it’s the irreparable brain damage caused by an overly sincere high school theatre stint or a six month “I think I can pull off a fedora” phase, we all have shortcomings that we spend every day trying to compensate for. For those whose trauma stems from a combination of being picked last for kickball a few too many times in elementary school or genuinely considering auditioning for Jeopardy every year, the mighty power wielded by the teaching assistant can be enticing.
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It's the year of the girl, and some English majors have taken it upon themselves to act like it's also the year of the English major.
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While students rebel by taking the easiest math (@math for liberal arts) and science classes (hey baby bio) offered, they still have to pass. Since paying attention is not an option when phones exist, students are forced to rely on Crtl+F and Quizlet to get their homework done with four and a half minutes to spare before their 11:59 p.m. turn-ins.
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There’s truly nothing more exciting than the party planned for Friday night.
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As February takes its slow-burning start, everyone on campus seems to be getting settled into the new semester.
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According to ancient mythology, the rat got its number one place in the Chinese zodiac calendar by scamming its way to the Jade Emperor’s party first; arguably a story very similar to the way your former flame slipped into climax before you did every...single...time.
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There comes a time after every failed relationship when one player eventually moves on and meets someone new, no matter how many candle spell curses one tries to cast unto their future endeavors.
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As awards season inches towards its annual grand finale, the Internet’s proverbial torches and pitchforks have been raised towards the recently announced Oscar nominations.
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