Florida State University is known worldwide as a hub of intelligence, education, and undeclared majors. With the threat of coronavirus looming, students might have to trade their beer bongs for ventilators.
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As quarantine has come and gone, some things have remained--namely, the 15 pounds we all gained from drinking whatever we could find in our parents’ liquor cabinets and watching the U.S. collapse while every other country went back to some sort of normalcy.
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The apocalypse is upon us. Zoom and Canvas already crashed, so society itself will probably implode in the coming days as more schools and universities begin to reopen.
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Honestly, too much has happened in 2020. It’s difficult to find ourselves in the midst of a global pandemic and even harder to acknowledge just how many bad health habits we juggled before all of this.
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Quarantined inside? Plagued by the inescapable fears and anxieties of self-isolation? Need exercise? Well, look no further than your tiny screens, because the Queen of the Catwalk himself, Miss J. Alexander, just published a MasterClass teaching you everything you need to know about the art of walking.
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Ever wondered what a 59-year-old man with nothing better to do thinks of your landscaping abilities?
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Months of being indoors with no chance of smooching a stranger or acquaintance at a grimy function have led to atrophied tongues worldwide.
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With most Florida State students stuck at their parents’ houses, doing online work can be a bit of a challenge.
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College towns are home to disgusting guys and even more disgusting housing complexes.
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It’s no secret that life has changed imminently for all college students these past two months. Seniors are moping about how they can’t have a sense of finality to their last four years of absolutely wrecking their livers.
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When it was first announced that every citizen of the United States would receive a stimulus check of $1200, people rejoiced at the idea that they would be able to give all of that money right back to their landlords and college loan payments.
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You try your best to avoid thinking about it. Staying home helps. However, when you open Instagram, it’s all you see. You’d think that a worldwide pandemic would put somewhat of a damper on this “holiday,” but weed smokers are an unstoppable force.
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If you have been following the rules of social distancing and you have a boyfriend, it’s an open relationship now. It’s just a fact.
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While many of us are quarantined at home with our families, there are a few bright spots: home-cooked meals, your mom doing your laundry, and more space than a dorm room.
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Despite the infamous death of the beloved game Club Penguin in March of 2017, the children’s paradise has been revived and is better than ever now that the only ones playing it are bored and horny college students.
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Yes.
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It’s been eerily quiet on the kitchen front this past week. Almost...too quiet.
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With everyone staying inside for the foreseeable future, there’s plenty of time to get into all the shows you were too busy studying or partying to watch.
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In the time of Corona, students must work extra hard to find the little things that make life worth living in the end.
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It’s crazy to think that we’re already four weeks into this quarantine. Sure, for the first two weeks you still saw your friends on a regular basis, likely spreading the disease at a violent rate.
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