It’s dangerous on social media nowadays—one like and you’re trapped into another “until tomorrow” post chain.
Read MoreIn the midst of unprecedented worldwide panic and suffering, the girlies have got one thing in mind: the fact that they haven’t received so much as a hug from any living, breathing human that is clearly not in their league.
Read MoreOn this sunny, but dreary, day of March, Florida State freshman Garrett Jones is one of the many students who had to make the depressing trek down beauteous queen I-10 to their childhood home—indefinitely thanks to COVID-19.
Read MoreIn this critical period of time, college professors (and TAs) are attempting to continue their teachings over the infamous Zoom chat.
Read MoreNow that most people are finally begrudgingly listening to the CDC’s rules for staying home and not touching anyone but themselves (thank you New York City Health Department), people everywhere can expect exciting new check-ins from past lovers.
Read MoreIt’s a beautiful Sunday morning to be waking up to the smell of fresh cinnamon rolls and echoes of prayer from the bedroom down the hall.
Read MoreYou know it’s coming. The ultimate test of your worth to the new friends you made at the first honor society outing or the third-floor of your dorm’s night out on the town.
Read MoreThere’s nothing like an alcohol-fueled night to get you to let loose and forget about the anxiety disorder that usually leaves you incapable of ordering a pizza over the phone, let alone dancing in front of strangers.
Read MoreEveryone talks about “FOMO” and how Fear of Missing Out is totally a thing and how they definitely have it.
Read MoreSophomore year of high school is a particularly awful one.
Read MoreIn this world, women undoubtedly have it harder than men.
Read MoreThere comes a day in every family’s life that they must decide what to do with their most decrepit and useless members.
Read MoreWe all know that one girl who can’t contain herself when it comes to a juicy secret.
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It’s “Bachelor” season, which means that for nine glorious weeks, teenage girls and 50-year-old women everywhere are fantasizing about competing against social media influencers and former-high-school-bullies-turned nurses.
Read MoreFor those of us who exhausted our stamina as freshmen for sweating up The Strip thrice a week and pretending to enjoy it, or for those who simply believe sleep is sacred, the appeal of microdosing parties is pretty clear.
Read MoreThe little bathroom trash can that all people must purchase for their bathroom - whether the bathroom belongs to a house, a dorm, or an apartment - is vital.
Read MoreGuys, it’s already the 19th.
Read MoreIt’s been days since your roommate got her heart broken on the single most overly romanticized day of the year, and they just can’t seem to move on.
Read MoreAh, Valentine’s Day: the celebration of love, chocolate, and most importantly, sex.
Read MoreWhile some may believe that having exactly three nails trimmed, box-dyed hair and the classic red and black flannel thrown over every single outfit may constitute a sufficient substitution for a coming-out announcement, the baby boomer generation tends to miss the memo.
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